Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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