sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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