Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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