Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Enjoy the penises
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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