Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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