another moral hangover. fuck.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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