He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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