they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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