Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can tuck mytits in my pants
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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