You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so explain again why im purple
no
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Sorry my hands just texted you
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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