quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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