I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Randomize
