Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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