'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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