wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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