Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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