I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Houston, we have a squirter
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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