yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This baby is an asshole
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Randomize
