I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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