what if I'm pregnant?
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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