So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh god it's open bar.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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