I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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