it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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