i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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