why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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