But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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