Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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