you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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