Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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