Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You are a genius and a whore.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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