i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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