Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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