her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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