Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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