i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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