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just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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