do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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