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• (314): View more from Missouri

  dude did u upper deck my toilet?

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  haha like two months ago

  (314): View more from Missouri

  i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway

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  That's what she gets for taking his peeps.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.

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