Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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