i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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