At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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