He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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