i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
And my parents said I crawled through the house
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i think i just lost a toe
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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