the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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