I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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