he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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