he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
