hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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