Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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