Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize