Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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