well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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