Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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