and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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