I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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