I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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