Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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